Who let the cat outta the bag?
One-Liners About Cats
A cat is always on the wrong side of the door
A cat is the visible soul of a home
A home without a cat--and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat--may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title? -- Mark Twain
After dark, all cats are jaguars
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
Cat - a small furry organism with a tropism for where it's not wanted
Cats are smarter then dogs. You can't teach eight cats to pull a sled.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything has a function
Cats are Zen made Fur -- Jo Godwin
Cat Creed: Everything here is mine
Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you
If cats had longer attention spans, they'd be running the world
Is it ok if the cat watches?
Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid Kit.
Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing' taxi cabs!
Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!
Q: What song does a cat like best?
A: Three Blind Mice.